From Mouth to Down South
Description
For the month of July, SuChin and Kulap are being featured in Apple Podcasts Spotlight. With such an amazing opportunity, the two talk about some of the biggest realizations and revelations in the first seven months of the pod, and naturally, it gets personal and hoo-ha related. Then, Dr. MD Majanda Delfino (read: not a real doctor) comes on to tell us how to keep things right and tight as we all continue on our path towards decay.
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SuChin’s underwear: https://bit.ly/suchinsbikeshorts
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Skim’s Everybody Full Brief (Ku’s undies): https://bit.ly/skimseverybody
Majandra’s Gradual Self Tanner: https://bit.ly/gradualselftanner
Majandra’s Poo Pills: https://bit.ly/intestinalmovement
Majandra’s Happy Gum’s Swishing Oil: https://bit.ly/happygumsoil
Transcript
Kulap Vilaysack
Everyone get a fresh sheet of paper out. The professor is here. She’s back, our boots on the ground, tried and tested. Our white jacket, Dr. MD. Majandra Delfino
SuChin Pak
And this week, Dr. Majandra is here to tell us all about the items that keep things tight, and keep things right. So tighten right is our theme today. Majandra, thank you so much for always just your service. You’re so sacrificing and generous. We just value so much your opinion.
Majandra Delfino
I can’t tell you how much that means to me. And just to know that the hard work is paying off, not just in a vacuum over here.
Kulap Vilaysack
No, you are. You are a first responder when it comes to beauty, Majandra please tell us the ways that you are keeping it tight. And let’s start if we can or let’s see. Would you like to intro like kind of how you got into this? How you came about this list? I mean, any motivations?
Majandra Delfino
I mean, yes, I can tell you I came about this list just through desperation, Kulap. I mean, we are on just the path of decay. And boy am I feeling at these days. That’s sort of been my motivation. It’s sort of not in my power. It came to me. You know?
SuChin Pak
She herself takes a fresh sheet of paper when she’s channeling.
Majandra Delfino
100% close my eyes and just a scribble comes out. And then I you know, opened my eyes and it says retinal you know, things like that. It’s a gift.
Kulap Vilaysack
The first item I really want to know about is Subtle Self-Tanner, aka here’s a tip hide the decay.
Majandra Delfino
Hide the decay. First of all, I need to preface this by saying that I am a Hispanic woman. And there’s nothing more of a crown jewel than being pale. Right? When you’re Hispanic. Very loaded and problematic. However, I do look a little weird with a tan. I’m gonna be honest. It’s not a good look for me. But these days I’m starting to realize why so many people tan. It hides so much. I mean, contouring.
SuChin Pak
What does a tan hide?
Majandra Delfino
It just hides the dimpling, the craping.
SuChin Pak
It does?
Majandra Delfino
It really does.
SuChin Pak
I never even thought about that.
Majandra Delfino
And I’m so heartbroken to say that because one I hate the feeling of the sun.
SuChin Pak
You’re a goth chick through and through.
Majandra Delfino
I am a Miami goth. You know what I mean? Feels like I’m burning I am and who has the time, the actual process, whatever. So, in my desperation to hide these things that are just popping up. I found this Tanner. One, it doesn’t smell like a bad car freshener. It goes on in the shower. So you take a shower. And guys I know you have extensive shower routines. When you know the time is allowed. I have a new step. Additional just slide it in there when you’re feeling it.
Kulap Vilaysack
This is the St. Tropez Gradual Tan in Shower Tanning Lotion. You go golden glow medium.
Majandra Delfino
Yes, I go medium. I don’t know why. You know, I feel like going straight out of the gate with dark. Being a person that is not trained in applying self-tanner could be a real disaster. You put this stuff on. This is what’s fascinating about and you shower, you get clean, you know you do your thing. You turn the shower off, you put this on in a circular motion, you wait three minutes, at least. So feel free to leave the shower, walk around naked as I do, yell at your kids, you know the dog, whatever. Get back in, wash it off, and then just in a couple hours, suddenly this little glow starts to appear. Suddenly you don’t see the wrinkles above your knee as much things like that. And then it’s gradual. So if you do it every three days or whatever it starts to build, it doesn’t streak. And so it’s just kind of like foolproof.
SuChin Pak
And do you do it on the face as well?
Majandra Delfino
I do it on a face because I like to take chances, guys, I don’t know if you’re supposed to, but I have. And it’s great. And it’s so sad because I do run into people when I’ve used it and they’re like, You look just so healthy. And it makes you know, when you realize that you’re not walking around looking healthy.
SuChin Pak
That is just a mask.
Kulap Vilaysack
You look amazing. Right now. You do look glowy.
SuChin Pak
But underneath it, it’s decay.
Majandra Delfino
Underneath there is pure decay is like a horror film.
Kulap Vilaysack
Because your insides too are on the decline, Majandra suggests some poop pills.
SuChin Pak
By the way. Majandra your hair pills, right? The supplements that you recommended last time you were here. All the rage with our add to carter’s like I feel like it’s one of the most discussed and most praised things that you’ve brought to the table.
Majandra Delfino
Well, I’m not going to come forward guys without something that isn’t just scientific facts. They can’t give you kielbasa. Then what am I doing here? By the way, everyone here around me. We fight for the nettle. It’s sold out like everyone gets mad. It’s a feeding frenzy.
Kulap Vilaysack
No, the one that you suggested was sold out for some time and people had to go off. They had to go off brand they had to choose their own adventure. They had to do their best to find organic nettle.
Majandra Delfino
Yeah, it’s been happening to me and I’m like what have I done.
SuChin Pak
All the nettle farmers are like what’s happening with production guys, working a lot longer these days.
Kulap Vilaysack
But these are also supplements. This is the intestinal movement formula. 50 vegan calves. This is pure formulas. You’ve suggested this brand before for melatonin.
Majandra Delfino
Yes, I send you to that sort of store because they’re kind of the umbrella they have. They have it all. But these poop pills. I mean, I don’t, not trying to be funny. I hate scatological humor like the next guy. But this is no joke. I mean, when you get older, especially as we start to, you know, really decline and perhaps get our appendix removed or have, you know, a secret facelift. I don’t know some surgery, where suddenly you come out of it. And you can’t poop. I had a hernia surgery. I’d like four hernias got them all operated on. Then you come out you take these lovely pain pills, and then you can’t poop.
Majandra Delfino
And then it really brought me into the world of learning of all these people. Without surgeries that cannot poop. That’s just a normal way of life. I have a friend that admitted she poops once a week. I know. And so that’s where I heard the call, you know, that’s right channels and realize this is what the people need. We need a chill way to poop. You get something from Walgreens, whatever, you know if it’s a gradual, it’s a grab bag. It’s not enough. You know? These are really something
Kulap Vilaysack
All right. Wow. Okay, so I guys I want to share that I poop two to three times a day.
Majandra Delfino
I mean, that is the meaning of health right there, Kulap. That’s what you’re supposed to yes, you’re supposed to poop after every meal, which is just lot of time in the bathroom. SuChin, you know who would tell us this is our beloved Dr. [..]. He can tell you right now,
SuChin Pak
Wait, poop three times a day?
Majandra Delfino
Ideally.
SuChin Pak
Poop talk makes me a little you know, but I’m gonna get right into it. So Kulap, without getting into when you’re pooping. Are the poops healthy? Like is it because you’ve been eating ice cream for lunch and then […]
Kulap Vilaysack
No, these are well formed. well-formed and well placed in the bowl sir.
SuChin Pak
How many times do you poop, Majandra?
Majandra Delfino
I poop once a day, you know?
SuChin Pak
But then with these pills, do you take these pills every day?
Majandra Delfino
So no, I don’t take these pills at all. Because I’ve been blessed you know, with this GI system that may have to do with suffering through a lot of parasites as a child in Venezuela, but I do have that regularity to depend on. But going through the hernia surgery for instance, that was like a wakeup call and then I started to kind of you know, sneak out a little bit and talk about my woes. I mean, guys, there was a time where I thought I was going to die, you know, trying to poop.
Kulap Vilaysack
Majandra wants you to know that our beloved producer Claire Jones has shared that she is a once a weeker.
Majandra Delfino
Claire. See, this is the thing, guys once you discuss it. You know, you learn people are suffering you need to get the poop out. I would die.
SuChin Pak
If you’re pooping once a day. Oh, Claire, she’s suffering. Add to cart immediately, Claire, we need to get you to poop. But what I’m asking is, if one poops once a day, should we be taking these to encourage more poops? And when you take these I know I’m circling back here again. I am a little afraid of diarrhea. I have to say. It freaks me out. I can vomit till the day. I love a vomit. I love a good look. What a treat.
Kulap Vilaysack
I didn’t know we were gonna get that share.
Majandra Delfino
That’s a perfect segue into my vomit pills. No, I will say I will say I don’t aspire to poop more than once a day only because I feel like I’m fine. It’s never been an issue and who has the time? You know, Kulap is used to it. I don’t know what I would do if I had to add that to you know, all the other.
Kulap Vilaysack
I mean, you guys have kids, I have time to shit. You know what I mean?
Majandra Delfino
That’s self-care. I don’t self-care to that level. Once a day. I’m fine.
SuChin Pak
I was just sitting here as I’m getting over everything. You know, my dad, Poor dad. He really suffers from this. But he really and it does affect it’s a real source of anxiety. And it’s a new source of anxiety in their marriage. Because my mother has taken it on as her own personal mission to regulate my father’s bowel movements. And then when we sit down and eat, it’s all centered around whether my dad will have a movement. And I’m just try to have some noodles. Like, just chill on the bowel movement talk. But it’s you’re eating too many spicy things. Don’t eat that pepper.
Majandra Delfino
But it really does point to the importance. I mean, you guys and I don’t want to say that. You know, I don’t. This is not a pun intended, but it’s like, you need to get rid of this like toxic dump, like toxic waste in your body. If I don’t poop for one day. I am in complete asshole. I mean, I am in the worst mood. You know what I mean? Like, that is so huge for me to take a poop. And I did have a father like that. Who was always like, you know, you’d call I’m not feeling well. He’s like, did you poop? And I’d be like, yes, no, I did poop. He’s like, that’s all you need. You know? It’s like that’s it if you’re pooping everyday man like you’re fine. And it is really a thing but of course it makes everyone uncomfortable. And that’s how we end up not knowing that our best friend only poops once a week.
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah, so add to cart normalizing bowel movement talk.
SuChin Pak
No I don’t think that that was the add to cart, I think the add to cart was a little different than that.
Majandra Delfino
It’s the add on like when you buy something technological and you can get the five-year protection plan that’s the add on to the poop pills is the normalization
Kulap Vilaysack
Yeah guys on, add to cart and your stories tag us when you tell us how many times you move during the day.
Majandra Delfino
How many days are you pooping? What’s it like? Are you afraid of diarrhea too?
Kulap Vilaysack
Majandra, you call the gums, our gums the shot caller of your pre-destined death.
Majandra Delfino
Yes, this is something I have learned recently and the regrets whenever I go to the dentist for teeth cleaning and they’re like, do you floss every day? I’m always like, absolutely not like who? This is such a scam. What a lie if anybody says that you believe them. And then I found out that gum health is linked to all these things as we know cardiovascular issues, all these things. It is the window into the soul of how long am I going to live. You know, essentially this is what I’m learning. Took me 40 years. But here I am. And this stuff. It’s almost liked an oil pulling type of thing but it’s got a bunch of other things mixed into it.
Kulap Vilaysack
So this is a living libations happy gum dropped the oil swishing serum.
Majandra Delfino
Living libations happy gumdrops, oil swishing serum. It tastes minty and very sort of like herbally doesn’t taste bad at all. It actually tastes kind of nice. And you know, you’re gonna want to maybe put a little more in there than you need to because it is such a pleasant experience. But you do want to sort of do it sparingly, save the dollars, you know what I mean? But once a day I swish with this stuff and then I say a little prayer, because I’m really coming into this late in the game, but it really has helped as far as when I go in for teeth cleaning like oh, your gums there’s so much better.
SuChin Pak
Are you swishing or actually pulling?
Majandra Delfino
I just do like, I don’t know. I mean, like to keep it in there. You know, you’re supposed to keep that coconut oil and like 20 minutes.
SuChin Pak
That’s why, first of all, pulling is like an ancient […] way to keep your, your body and your gums really clean and your teeth really clean. So you can take sesame oil or coconut oil. And then what you do is you put it in your mouth, like for an ungodly amount of time. And you swish it and the reason why they say pulling it’s almost like you’re swishing it like you’re pulling the liquid in between all your teeth. Do you know what I’m saying? Like it’s a real, it’s a real kind of, okay, active motion. It’s not just liked a mouth swish. Okay, but the taste is so disgusting. You have to keep it for so long. Like I did it probably for a week. And I was like, there’s, there’s just no way. But I’m interested in this because I mean, not to brag and not to shame. That’s not what we do here. Sometimes we do.
Majandra Delfino
Your flossing every day. I know you’re gonna say.
SuChin Pak
I mean, at a minimum.
Majandra Delfino
By the way. Now I am too.
Kulap Vilaysack
I’m not really flossing every day and I know I should.
SuChin Pak
I couldn’t do that. I don’t you know what, I will skip a brush before I skip a floss.
Majandra Delfino
Yeah, that’s smart. Cuz you’re cutting to the chase.
SuChin Pak
So in the morning, for example, sometimes I’ll floss and then do a swish with my, you know, with whatever mouthwash I have.
Majandra Delfino
Because it’s kind of what it’s all about. I mean, you’re actually probably doing the right thing.
Kulap Vilaysack
Okay, I’m hearing this. I’m listening.
Majandra Delfino
This is the thing. I live with an obsessive flosser.
SuChin Pak
He’s got a great set of chops.
Majandra Delfino
He’s got a great looking set of chops, but he has just generations of tooth decay, where I had never heard of such a thing and the teeth fears that I have now adopted, you know, as sort of a surrogate to his and these oil swishing drops are for like the lazy person like me who is not going to do the polling. No way.
Kulap Vilaysack
You don’t have time to poop a second time.
Majandra Delfino
I can’t even poop two times.
Kulap Vilaysack
I want to echo what Dr. MD is saying. When I went in to the cardiologist. We were worried about my heart. One of the tests one of the battery of tests she did was a gum and mouth bacteria test. That was part of it. And I have one of the cleanest mouth for as far as I speak. You’d be surprised how clean my mouth is.
Majandra Delfino
What a balance. I like that.
Kulap Vilaysack
Majandra, thank you so much for coming back. I know we already have you scheduled to return.
SuChin Pak
And by the way, I mean not to whatever create panic in the streets. But a few of these things sometimes sell out. I’m not saying it’s us, but I’m not saying it’s not Majandra, so if you’re interested, i.e., I’ve got the poop pills on the way. And the self-tanner even though I’ve never even considered that as a possibility to hide the decay seems easy enough.
Kulap Vilaysack
Majandra, where can we find you on social media?
Majandra Delfino
You can find me on Instagram at @majandrama. And that’s it.
SuChin Pak
Well, thank you. Again, just helpful tips. Keeping it tight keeping it right. Majandra once again, thank you for gracing us with your presence.
Majandra Delfino
Thank you so much for having me ladies.
